OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Pictures & Stories of My Chickens' started by gritsar, Jan 12, 2011.

  1. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    Okay, I've resigned myself to the fact that you enjoy romancing the older girls and getting your butt kicked by Thor. I get it, really I do.

    However young man....my broody is off-limits to you! Period!

    She's only out for five minutes every day. In that time she needs to eat and drink as much as she can and of course poop that wonderful broody poop. [​IMG] She doesn't have time for your particular brand of romance. Not to mention that she screams at the mere sight of you.

    Could you restrain yourself, at least until after her children are hatched? For me? Please? [​IMG]
     
  2. mississippifarmboy

    mississippifarmboy collects slightly damaged strays Premium Member

    umm who's children?


    Imp!!! Your gonna be a Daddy!
     
  3. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    Quote:Well this is where it gets tricky. Half of the eggs were fertilized by Thor. The broody has four eggs, two from Thor's hens, two from Impy's. The bator has four eggs, same deal.

    It's a regular chickie soap opera around here. [​IMG]
     
  4. mississippifarmboy

    mississippifarmboy collects slightly damaged strays Premium Member

    I bet Imp claims the pretty kids, blames the ugly ones on Thor. [​IMG]
     
  5. Oboistonquack

    Oboistonquack Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. Judy

    Judy Moderator Staff Member

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    I'll send my roos over to teach Imp some manners. Mine don't bother the broody. But then I wouldn't either if I got growled and pecked at that persistently.
     
  7. Imp

    Imp All things share the same breath- Chief Seattle

    Quote:I make lots of cougars scream.

    Impy
     
  8. Imp

    Imp All things share the same breath- Chief Seattle

    Quote:Nice to see I finally have you trained to the true impy path to enlightenment. Now maybe you can help me with that Gritty person.

    Impy- I think she needs a pumice stone. [​IMG]
     
  9. gryeyes

    gryeyes Covered in Pet Hair & Feathers

    Quote:< involuntarily snorting my adult beverage in unsuccessfully stifled laughter >
     
  10. ranchhand

    ranchhand Rest in Peace 1956-2011

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    *ranchy goes to urp*


    ETA: AND to put on the hip waders!
     
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