- Feb 19, 2009
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We have all heard of "OCD" obsessive compuslive disorder" which is repeatedly doing something over and over again needlessily........
Well I have a serious case that I caught of a new disease that needs to be put in the medical books!!!!!
"ECD" or "eggpulsive disorder" Its absolutely incurable !!!
Here are the symptoms... Please add your own symtoms if you are starting to feel it too.... Its started by reading BYC and it gets worse every day!
SYMPTOMS
1) keep checking for eggs in nest boxes
2) look at aggs in the grocery store to see if you think you should hatch them (does nesting hens mean fertile? hmmm)
3) try to find as many ways as possible to say "chicken" or "eggs" when talking to ANYONE or say phrases in conversations like "don't put all of your eggs in one basket" and other phrases in EVERY CONVERSATION
4) open fridge and look at eggs and think of another way to eat eggs for dinner.....
5) when collecting eggs....look at them to see which will hatch and which will fry.......
6) keep candling your eggs and get to know your embryos by the VEINS in the eggs
7) read all hatchery websites for new specials on chicks
8) find a way to punish your kids and make them build the next coop OR do not let them go the the next concert unless the chicken coop is finished... LOL it will never be finished mmmuuu haa haa
Do you have any symptoms? Please list them!!!!!
Well I have a serious case that I caught of a new disease that needs to be put in the medical books!!!!!
"ECD" or "eggpulsive disorder" Its absolutely incurable !!!

Here are the symptoms... Please add your own symtoms if you are starting to feel it too.... Its started by reading BYC and it gets worse every day!

SYMPTOMS
1) keep checking for eggs in nest boxes

2) look at aggs in the grocery store to see if you think you should hatch them (does nesting hens mean fertile? hmmm)

3) try to find as many ways as possible to say "chicken" or "eggs" when talking to ANYONE or say phrases in conversations like "don't put all of your eggs in one basket" and other phrases in EVERY CONVERSATION

4) open fridge and look at eggs and think of another way to eat eggs for dinner.....

5) when collecting eggs....look at them to see which will hatch and which will fry.......

6) keep candling your eggs and get to know your embryos by the VEINS in the eggs

7) read all hatchery websites for new specials on chicks
8) find a way to punish your kids and make them build the next coop OR do not let them go the the next concert unless the chicken coop is finished... LOL it will never be finished mmmuuu haa haa

Do you have any symptoms? Please list them!!!!!
