OK All you Texans!!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by CoopCrazy, Apr 25, 2009.

  1. CoopCrazy

    CoopCrazy Brooder Boss

    Mar 3, 2009
    Columbus,IN
    When I was in Texas last year I found out that the saying ( Well bless youre heart ) Is actually an insult... So naturally me and friends developed a few lines to go with it..

    "Well bless his heart, if he had more then one thought in his head at a time theyd roll around like beebees on 8 lane highway"...
    Or
    "Well bless her heart she can't help that shes ugly, but she didnt have to leave the house"..

    So come on Give me your best "Bless his/her heart"
     
  2. Poulets De Cajun

    Poulets De Cajun Overrun With Chickens

    its an insult? who told you that?

    Nevermind, I get it.... LOL
     
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  3. CoopCrazy

    CoopCrazy Brooder Boss

    Mar 3, 2009
    Columbus,IN
    Thats just what i was told...

    I was told it was a texas thing.. We had a lot of fun coming up with em though
     
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  4. Poulets De Cajun

    Poulets De Cajun Overrun With Chickens

    I dont have a 'bless your heart' one, but my favorite Texas saying is....

    "It's raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock..."

    or

    "It's gonna come a turd floater..."
     
  5. CoopCrazy

    CoopCrazy Brooder Boss

    Mar 3, 2009
    Columbus,IN
    "It's gonna come a turd floater..."


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    Had'nt heard that one..
     
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  6. Poulets De Cajun

    Poulets De Cajun Overrun With Chickens

    Yup! It means that its going to rain so much that it will flood the pasture and the cow 'turds' will start to float.
     
  7. CoopCrazy

    CoopCrazy Brooder Boss

    Mar 3, 2009
    Columbus,IN
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