Ok how about country sayings???

[Henny peeny]

Anyione have some country sayings, my husband says

quicker then a chicken on a june bug
and Katie bolt the door

only ones I can think of at this time I am sure there are many, I pick up thing from other countries to which of course I can't think of now.


Rhayden

 

[oldrooster]

God willing and the creeks don't rise! (instead of hell and high water).

 

[michickenwrangler]

That's harder than getting socks on a rooster!

 

[peepacheep]

Like trying to stuff 10 pounds of mud in a 5 pound sack.

 

[duckinnut]

I feel lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Knee high to a grass hopper.

Slicker than owl poop on a wet tin roof.

Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Bright as a burnt out light bulb.

Dumb as a box of rocks.

Dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Few tators short of a patch.

Glad I got my boots on.

On my perch.

Spinning a yarn.

Few bricks shy of a load.

Few bats shy of a belfry..

If you were shooting for poop, you wouldn't get a whiff.

Workin hard or hardly workin.

Ain't got the sense god gave a goldfish.

Shooting the poop.

Holding down the chair.

More than one way to skin a cat.

Let the cat out of the bag.

Splitting whiskers.

Sowing oats.

Stomping a mud hole in ya.

Wide eyed an bushy tailed.

Dark thirty.

Sunday week.






I could probably go all day on these.

 

[conny63malies]

I used to could: I once was able to do it but can't do it anymore.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Flying low.

Dragging "butt"

Spinning your wheels.

Turning every which way but loose.

on his high horse.

Tripping on his lip.

plowing the wrong field.

biting off more than you can chew.

Stepped off in it.

When ya find your self in a hole, first thing to do is stop digging.

Sucking a sow.

rollin with the pigs.

whistling Dixie...

Taking confederate money.

Hog jawing.

cash on the barrel head.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Finer than frog hair split three ways.

sour grapes.

built like a brick outhouse.

stuffing my bib.

writing checks you cant cash.

whole lot of miles in those shoes

fast is slow, slow is fast.

tripping on your own feet.

all hat, no cattle

all saddle, no horse

all bark, no bite

horse trading

going to see a man about a dog.

 

[Texas Wolf]

We're closer than a catfish on a trotline