OK Ladies line up. He's 44, 6'5" and 310 lbs. Yup. Big ole hunka hunka! He has brown hair and blue eyes. He is very big, occasionally smelly and utterly devoid of anything approaching ambition! But, he is loyal as a hound dog, very obedient, will usually follow orders very well. He's devoted to his children and his mother. And lonely. His ex-wife makes me look like a paragon of virtue. She makes a shrew look like kindness itself! She makes a cornered bear look rational. OK you get the point. Nope, he's not a dog or a horse he really is my brother in law. And I will auction him off for nothing to the first person who even shows the slightest of interest in being his friend even!! He's not so much of a fixer upper as an empty lot! PM me if you're interested - he's a valentine free for all!!