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ok I knew my sister in-law is not too intelligent but this is to funny

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by djackjr, Dec 24, 2008.

  1. djackjr

    djackjr Songster

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    She asked my wife you know those TV's that have fireplace scenes on them??? My wife looking confused says you mean the dvd you can play and it shows a nice fireplace scene? Her sister answers yep, and then says (drum roll please) what kind of TV do I need that vents the heat with it??

    I about died laughing [​IMG] [​IMG] .......my stomach still hurts...and this was last weekend when she asked...
     
  2. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    OMG that's awesome!!!
     
  3. peeboo

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    lol that's pretty good!
     
  4. eggzettera

    eggzettera Songster

    I had a girlfriend sleep over when I was a teenager that had the coke bottle type glasses. I thought she had forgotten to take them off when going to bed, so I reminded her. Her response......

    "If I take them off how can I see [​IMG] my dreams?" [​IMG]
     
  5. jvls1942

    jvls1942 Crowing 9 Years

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    fun-ny keep that gal close to you, she sounds like she has a lot of potential for lots more laughs..[​IMG]
     
  6. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Oh dear. Stand 10 of her in a row and you have a wind tunnel.
     
  7. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    She's a fine example of a Graham native, eh?
    [​IMG]
     
  8. onthespot

    onthespot Deluxe Dozens

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    "Where's the Pacific Ocean?" someone asked me right after the horrible tsunami a few years back. I looked at her like she was from another planet, till I realized she was serious, and said, about twenty miles west of here.
     
  9. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    I was standing on the beach in Holland one time, facing west. Some elderly French women were talking with me and one asked "What's on the other side of this?".

    I replied: The USA & Canada! [​IMG]

    Sheesh... they were practically around when Columbus set sail... they should have known!!
     
  10. the1much

    the1much Currently Birdless Hippy

    is she single?? ,, looking for a man????? would you ask her to marry me???

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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