What is the wierdest thing you carry in your purse. I went to the bank today and reached in my purse for a pen. Sifting through I found a pocket knife, a small flash light, a couple of dog treats. A bannana, hot wheels cars ( I have a 7yr old boy) and an egg with a smudge of poo on it (thats where I put it) I eventually found my pen. So whats in your purse, now that I told you all my secrets.