I was sitting out in the garden and my two Broad Breasted turkey hens, Eva and Gracie, were sitting with me. Gracie climed into my lap for some hugging (yes I am a hugger and lover. I'm old and still play with my birds), so I was petting and loving her when George, the Chinese White gander came over. I ignored him until he pinched Eva who was right next to me. I grabbed his neck and pulled him into my lap like I always do when I'm tormenting the snot. At first he tried to get away, but them he mated my leg. Yes, he mated my leg. Saw the tail go down, swish back and forth, and felt my jeans get wet. I was stunned and let him go. He ran a few steps with his little thingy sticking out a bit, put his wings out, and did the stupid noise he makes when he mates one of the geese. Apparently my gander thinks of me as one of his girls. Wait til my husband hears this! Not tonight honey I already got mated by the goose.