I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my sandwich go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and when I do, I will give you a very stern talking to.
Like thisI had a hen who would jump up on my shouldure or arm and eat whatever I had.. or if I had feed, before I could get to the coops, she jumped on it and like, round house kicked it out of my hand spilling her face. . Then she stuffed her beak. Fatty hen.