I've been giving all my chickens an antibiotic as a preventative of their getting respiratory disease = 20 eggs so far that I can't eat.
I intended to put the eggs in an incubator to see how many might possibly hatch.
Tonight I was closing the run and checking the two coops. When I checked, a hen was in a nest instead of being on the roost.
I said, "Get up there where you belong."
She said, "Touch me and I'll kill you."
I proceeded to close the door, walk to the back of the coop, open the drop-down door to the nest boxes. I lifted her rear and saw six eggs under her; they had been accumulating in all the nests.
I whispered, "You want to threaten me when you're taking MY eggs. Okay, I'll give you eggs in spades, WRETCH!"
I gathered up all the eggs that had accumulated since Monday in the other nests and stuck them under her.
She's now sitting on 20 eggs. Good luck, BRAT! Call me in three weeks.
I intended to put the eggs in an incubator to see how many might possibly hatch.
Tonight I was closing the run and checking the two coops. When I checked, a hen was in a nest instead of being on the roost.
I said, "Get up there where you belong."
She said, "Touch me and I'll kill you."
I proceeded to close the door, walk to the back of the coop, open the drop-down door to the nest boxes. I lifted her rear and saw six eggs under her; they had been accumulating in all the nests.
I whispered, "You want to threaten me when you're taking MY eggs. Okay, I'll give you eggs in spades, WRETCH!"
I gathered up all the eggs that had accumulated since Monday in the other nests and stuck them under her.
She's now sitting on 20 eggs. Good luck, BRAT! Call me in three weeks.
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