Only A Mother could love this one...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by debilorrah, Dec 29, 2008.

  1. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    My friend sent me this:

    Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
    three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.

    One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."

    Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident ?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While
    30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

  2. Kesta

    Kesta Pie Crust Malfunction

    Jul 31, 2008
    houston tx
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  3. April Fountain

    April Fountain In the Brooder

    Dec 17, 2008
  4. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    As the mother of a boy, I know that could so totally happen.

  5. B. Saffles Farms

    B. Saffles Farms Mr. Yappy Chickenizer

    Nov 23, 2008
    Madisonville, TN
    I can totally see my son doing that......LOL [​IMG] [​IMG]
  6. swtangel321

    swtangel321 ~Crazy Egg Lady~

    Jul 11, 2008
    OMG [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] That is GREAT [​IMG]

    I'm having a baby boy in a few weeks and after hearing this story it just confirms I should of had girls [​IMG]
  7. SterlingAcres

    SterlingAcres Songster

    Apr 17, 2008
    Poconos, PA
    My oldest would do that. He waits in the bathroom for "help" with his pants around his ankles and his butt in the air. [​IMG]

  8. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

    Quote:Mine too! [​IMG]
  9. CarriBrown

    CarriBrown Crowing Premium Member

    Quote:So this is what I'm up against, huh? [​IMG]

  10. sewincircle

    sewincircle Songster

    Nov 19, 2008
    Central New York

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