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Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by newchickowner, Jan 28, 2008.

  1. newchickowner

    newchickowner Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

    **'Hello?'**


    **'Hi honey.**

    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mommy near the phone?'**


    **'No, Daddy.**

    **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

    **After a brief pause,**



    **Daddy says,**

    **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**



    **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
    **Right now.'**



    Brief Pause.


    **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
    **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**



    **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**


    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**



    **'I did it, Daddy.'**



    **'And what happened, honey?' He asked.**



    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming.**


    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!'**


    **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**


    **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**



    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool.**
    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water Last week to clean it.**


    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**



    *****Long Pause*****




    *****Longer Pause*****





    *****Even Longer Pause*****




    **Then Daddy says,**




    **'Swimming pool? ...........**




    **Is this 486-5731?'*






    *No, I think you have the wrong number.......*
     
  2. Southern28Chick

    Southern28Chick Flew The Coop

    Apr 16, 2007
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  3. JaciesCoop

    JaciesCoop Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 16, 2007
    Arizona
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  4. Stormhorse23

    Stormhorse23 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 22, 2007
    Indiana
    i love that
     
  5. Cheekon

    Cheekon Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 26, 2008
    NY
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  6. bantymum

    bantymum Chillin' With My Peeps

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  7. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
    Fayetteville, NC
    Yeah, what she said!! Very funny!
     
  8. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
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  9. Nick

    Nick Chillin' With My Peeps

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  10. Queen of the Lilliputians

    Queen of the Lilliputians Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 5, 2007
    Maine
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    That is just wrong.. so very wrong...

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    Last edited: Jan 28, 2008

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