Out of the mouths of babes - childbirth

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by cjeanean, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

    Mar 5, 2008
    Missouri
    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

    The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl
    to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he
    helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

    Mommy pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

    The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

    Connor began to cry.

    The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
    wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

    Kathleen quickly responded,
    'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......Spank him again!'

    If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for YOU!!!
     
    Last edited: Apr 24, 2008
  2. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

    Mar 5, 2008
    Missouri
    there's got to be someone here who thinks this is funny! I want people to laugh with me!!! [​IMG] *sniffle*
     
    Last edited: Apr 24, 2008
  3. love-my-wolves

    love-my-wolves Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 14, 2008
    Front Royal, VA
    I just read it and think it's hilarious!!! My kids could never figure out why they spanked babies in the first place.
     
  4. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

    Mar 5, 2008
    Missouri
    at least now you can tell them why!!! [​IMG]
     
  5. Nupine

    Nupine Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 21, 2007
    Ohio
    Cute!!
     
  6. BeckyLa

    BeckyLa Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 11, 2007
    N. Louisiana
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  7. Chirpy

    Chirpy Balderdash

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    That's great!
     
  8. coffeemama

    coffeemama Barista Queen

    Mar 5, 2008
    Oregono
    [​IMG] yes that IS funny [​IMG]
     
  9. Sunny Chook Farm

    Sunny Chook Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] that's funny!!
     
  10. equine chick

    equine chick Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 9, 2007
    pennsylvania
    Very funny!
     

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