Pa sleeps naked (it is clean joke)

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by wendy, Nov 18, 2008.

  1. wendy

    wendy On the Hill

    Jun 14, 2007
    central louisiana
    "Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.

    "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Crabtree. You can blame this'un on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"

    Now, Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Sammy what he meant by that.

    Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told her the truth.

    "You see, Miss Crabtree, out at the ranch we got this here low down coyote. The last few nights, he done ate six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his shot gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!''

    "Stay back, he whispered to all us kids!"

    "He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double barreled 12 gauge shot gun through the window of the coop."
    "As he stared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog, Zeke, had done woke up and comes sneaking' up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Zeke stuck his cold nose in Daddy's crack!"
    "Miss Crabtree, we all been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin'!"
  2. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

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  3. DTchickens

    DTchickens Crowing

    Mar 23, 2008
    Bailey, Mississippi.
    [​IMG] thats pretty good
  4. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast

    May 14, 2008
    North Phoenix
    My Coop
    Now that there is funny, I don't care who ya are.
  5. Rte.66_chicks

    Rte.66_chicks Songster

    Feb 22, 2008
    Kingman, AZ
    That is quite the mental image! I'll be chuckling all day!
  6. chiknwhisperer

    chiknwhisperer Songster

    May 9, 2008
    Lowell, IN
    [​IMG] That one was great [​IMG]
  7. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Songster

    Mar 20, 2008
  8. lesliet

    lesliet Songster

    Apr 27, 2007
    Webster, FL
    Oh boy did I need that laugh.. that was great
  9. 1mommahen

    1mommahen Love My Cluckin' Coop

    Mar 20, 2008
    Made me laugh out loud with no one around! Thanks![​IMG]
  10. wendy

    wendy On the Hill

    Jun 14, 2007
    central louisiana
    Glad all of you enjoyed it. Thought it was cute, I got it in a email from a cousin. Just had to put it on here since it had chickens in it [​IMG]

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