Pastors new teeth

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by mjdtexan, Dec 31, 2008.

  1. mjdtexan

    mjdtexan Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 30, 2008
    Houston(ish)
    The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new
    dentures were being made.

    The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way:

    'The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday,my new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... And I couldn't shut up.
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    To you ladies that didnt think that was funny, I refer you to your chuckles that yall had here. Kinda fitting, ┬┐huh?
     
  2. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

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    Fayetteville, NC
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  3. Opa

    Opa Opa-wan Chickenobi

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  4. B. Saffles Farms

    B. Saffles Farms Mr. Yappy Chickenizer

    Nov 23, 2008
    Madisonville, TN
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    Thats funny.
     

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