So, at work today, I have received some of the most retarded, stupid questions ever. 1. This girl was supposed to be on the cover of People magazine...why is she not on there? ---How the heck am I supposed to know? I am NOT an editor! 2. Do you know the name of the girl? You know...the one that was kidnapped! ---Nope....I only watch Family Guy. 3. Did anyone turn in a cell phone? (2.2 minutes later) 3.1 Did anyone turn in a cell phone? 3.2 Did anyone turn in a cell phone? Did I forget to mention that the man was sitting on a bench facing the service desk where he repeatedly asked this question? 4. Do you have the Black Friday lists out? ----- NO. 5. Do you carry Butane lighter fluid for cigarette lighters? ---Yes, on Register 19. "I tried there, but the woman wouldn't help me." --- Ma'am, did you look at the register before you asked? She can't see past the register. "No? Should I have? Why would it be on the customer's side of the register?" --- Because you don't have to be 18 to purchase lighter fluid. "Well, Miss CSM, why is that?" ----- *secretly slaps head* Seriously...how should I know why lighter fluid is available to people 18 years and younger. I'm sure I'll think of more... ETA: Most of these I did NOT say to the person. The only one I actually said was to the rude woman with the butane lighter questions (except for my last smart-aleck remark).