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Peter's Laws...

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by OccamsTazer, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. OccamsTazer

    OccamsTazer Chillin' With My Peeps

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    This used to be on the wall in a lab where I worked. I was nosing through my bookmarks earlier and re-found it.
    *glee*

    Peter's Laws

    The Creed of the Sociopathic Obsessive Compulsive

    If anything can go wrong, Fix it! (To hell with Murphy!)
    When given a choice -- Take both!
    Multiple projects lead to multiple successes.
    Start at the top and work your way up.
    Do it by the book...but be the author!
    When forced to compromise, ask for more.
    If you can't beat them, join them, and then beat them.
    If it's worth doing, it's got to be done right now.
    If you can't win, change the rules.
    If you can't change the rules, ignore them.
    When faced without a challenge, make one.
    "No" simply means begin again at the next highest level.
    Don't walk when you can run.
    Bureaucracy is a challenge to the be conquered with a righteous attitude, an intolerance for stupidity, and bulldozer when necessary.
    When in doubt: THINK!
    Patience is a virtue but persistence to the point of success is a blessing.
    The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
    The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.
     
  2. Hoosiermomma

    Hoosiermomma Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. Goose and Fig

    Goose and Fig Grateful Geese

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    If it's worth doing, it's got to be done right now

    [​IMG] Oh that is soooo me.​
     
  4. PineappleMama

    PineappleMama Chillin' With My Peeps

    Bureaucracy is a challenge to the be conquered with a righteous attitude, an intolerance for stupidity, and bulldozer when necessary.

    AMEN!!
     
  5. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    I want to frame that and put it in my children's rooms and change the name on the laws to my own.
     
  6. Godsgrl

    Godsgrl Ostrich wrangler

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    Those rules definitely remind me of my oldest. The 19 year old college student.
     
  7. farmin'chick

    farmin'chick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That's me!
     

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