Pithy Sayings About Human Nature

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by welsummerchicks, Sep 2, 2011.

  1. welsummerchicks

    welsummerchicks Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 26, 2010
    Anyone think of some of those really funny, pithy sayings about human nature?

    I just remembered this one:

    "A clear conscience is an indication of a fuzzy memory".

    LOL!!!!
     
  2. suzettex5

    suzettex5 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Dont know if this counts but,



    I once worked for a cranky old guy who owned the bar I bartended in. He'd been in the biz for 20 odd years or so dealing with all kinds of people from all walks of life. He would tell me-

    'You can predict alot of things, but the one thing you can never predict is human nature and response.'

    Im still figuring that one out....
     
  3. sumi

    sumi Égalité Staff Member

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    This is not a saying, it's a quote, but I love it, it's so true!
    "Each human being is unique. Each with their own qualities, instincts, forms of pleasure. However, society imposes on us a collective way of behaving and people never stop to wonder why they should be behave like that. They just accept it. Forcing yourself to be the same as everyone else is a distortion of nature. People go against nature because they lack the courage to be different." - Paolo Coelho
     
  4. Orchid

    Orchid Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "He who farts in church sits in his own pew."


    Okay, so maybe that's not exactly what you wanted. [​IMG]
     
  5. Zinnia-Hen

    Zinnia-Hen Live & Let Live

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  6. SallyF

    SallyF Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I had a teacher many years ago who always said "where there's no sense, there's no feeling." Was never quite sure what that meant (this was in elementary school and I'm now getting Social Security if that gives you an idea as to how long ago it was).
     
  7. slatemnt_farmer

    slatemnt_farmer Out Of The Brooder

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    My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing. ~Lonzo Idolswine
     
  8. Royd

    Royd Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Stupid is as stupid does." - Forrest Gump's Mom.
     
  9. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    "Beware of the man who seeks the worst in others." Sourland's Dad
     
  10. Q9

    Q9 General Headache

    "How much pain have caused us the troubles which have never happened." - Thomas Jefferson

    "The problem with trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you often succeed." - C.S. Lewis
     

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