I'm a woman of poverty without taste
I've been around for a long long time
Stole many a chickens eggs.
I need to build me chicken coop
For some hens to lay eggs
I'm gonna give them chicken feed
and water, and the kitchen dregs
I need to keep them from predators
Like coyotes, raccoons, and bobcats
I hope they live in harmony
with two goats, and two horses, and two cats
Apologies to M. Jagger and the Rolling Stones!
I've been around for a long long time
Stole many a chickens eggs.
I need to build me chicken coop
For some hens to lay eggs
I'm gonna give them chicken feed
and water, and the kitchen dregs
I need to keep them from predators
Like coyotes, raccoons, and bobcats
I hope they live in harmony
with two goats, and two horses, and two cats
Apologies to M. Jagger and the Rolling Stones!