Please make up some quotes for me y'all

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  1. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    I'm making my DSD a "mamaw & me" cookbook for a christmas present.

    I've checked all my favorite quote sites and haven't found any suitable quotes about grandmothers.

    Please make up some quotes for me, from memories of your grandmas. One line quotes would be great.

    TIA [​IMG]
     
  2. jerseygirl1

    jerseygirl1 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    'Eat the crust, it'll make your hair curly'

    hahaha
     
  3. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    Quote:That'll work! [​IMG] Keep em coming.
     
  4. Boyd

    Boyd Recipient of The Biff Twang

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    Grits make the cows come home.....
     
  5. insiderart

    insiderart Obviously Insane

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    Wipe your feet...
     
  6. Goose and Fig

    Goose and Fig Grateful Geese

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    If you sleep naked the house will burn down and you'll have to run outside with no clothes.

    yeah- my mom is kinda strange that way.
     
  7. Goose and Fig

    Goose and Fig Grateful Geese

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    My all-time favorite-

    Mom always said never nail yourself in a box and drop it in the lake. - Cow and Chicken
     
  8. horsejody

    horsejody Squeaky Wheel

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    Knock it off or you'll get a hiney whoopin'.

    When I was little, I actually thought that hiney must be a German swear word for butt. [​IMG]
     
  9. dlfridie

    dlfridie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    My favoite quote around the house is;

    "IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY...AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY"
     
  10. Camelot Farms

    Camelot Farms Chickenista

    Grammas are like cookies...they come in all shapes and sizes.
     

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