It's Friday night. I currently have four fingers with bandaids on them. Left middle finger, got caught between the latch and the door on the pump house. Right thumb, sliced it open this afternoon using a knife incorrectly. Right index finger, slammed it in the washer machine lid, cutting it just below the cuticle. Right ring finger, Kitty bit me and HARD! How many bandaids will I be sporting by Sunday night?