Ponderisms.....

[adeters2]

Ever wonder Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt." ??

 

[okiechick57]

em never gave it a thought............now with mountain oysters.YEAH I have thought the same thing

 

[adeters2]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

 

[adeters2]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

 

[adeters2]

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

 

[hsm5grls]

TOO funny and yet a bit of truth in it all.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.​

 

[eggzettera]

I actually had a truly blonde moment a while back - was looking at the Handicapped parking spaces thinking maybe they wouldn't be soo handicapped if they got more exercise....we should have them furthest away from the doors not the closest....