Post Your Chicken Jokes Here :)

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Dawnclucks22, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. Hi BYC! I thought it would be funny to start a joke thread. Bad, good, or facepalm worthy, it's all good here. I'll start.

    What do you call a black chicken with antlers?
    An Australope.



    *yea I know that's pretty bad, but I got my first one a few days ago and the idea popped into my head. But hey, it's cute.
     
  2. cavemanrich

    cavemanrich Crossing the Road

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    Self explanatory,,,,
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  3. Bob P

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    :eek:
     
  4. cavemanrich

    cavemanrich Crossing the Road

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    Why did the chicken cross the road??????
    There are 2 possibilities,,,,,,,,










    TO SHOW THE RACCOON THAT IT CAN BE DONE....... :gig









    TO GET AWAY FROM THE OWNER,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :idunno
     
  5. Jetblack2004

    Jetblack2004 Free Ranging

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    Mozart got rid of his chickens. They wouldn't stop with the, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
     
  7. cavemanrich

    cavemanrich Crossing the Road

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  9. FlappyFeathers

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    Since Halloween is coming up... these chickens need a good scare!!



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