Post your terrible "Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes here!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by allcapsoff, Aug 11, 2014.

  1. allcapsoff

    allcapsoff New Egg

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    Here I will get started:

    1.) Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

    Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Alone.

    Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

    Albert Camus: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him.

    Grandpa: In my days, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

    Jack Nicholson: 'cause it f*****g wanted to. That's the f*****g reason.

    Colonel Sanders: ****, I missed one!

    John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

    2.) Why did the roman chicken cross the road?

    She was afraid someone would Caesar.


    Here's where i got the jokes btw: http://www.craziestjokes.com/hilarious-clean-jokes.html
     
  2. fleedo

    fleedo Out Of The Brooder

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    why did the chicken cross the playground to get to the other slide
     

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