Post your terrible "Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes here!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by allcapsoff, Aug 11, 2014.

  1. allcapsoff

    allcapsoff Hatching

    Aug 11, 2014
    Here I will get started:

    1.) Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

    Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Alone.

    Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

    Albert Camus: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him.

    Grandpa: In my days, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

    Jack Nicholson: 'cause it f*****g wanted to. That's the f*****g reason.

    Colonel Sanders: ****, I missed one!

    John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

    2.) Why did the roman chicken cross the road?

    She was afraid someone would Caesar.

    Here's where i got the jokes btw:
  2. fleedo

    fleedo In the Brooder

    Nov 23, 2012
    why did the chicken cross the playground to get to the other slide

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