Predator humor....this was an email from my Dad

Yard full o' rocks

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“Late again!,” the third-grade teacher said o little Sammy.



“It ain’t my fault this time, Miss Crabtree. You can blame this’un on my Pa. The reason I’m three hours late is my Daddy sleeps necked!”



Now, Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she ask little Sammy what he meant by that.



Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told her the truth.



“You see, Miss Crabtree, out at the ranch we got this here low down coyote. The last few nights, he done ate six hens and killed Ma’s best milk goat. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his shot gun and said to Ma, “That coyotes back again, I’m a gonna git him!”



“Stay back, he whispered to all us kids!”



“He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double barreled 12 gage shot gun through the window of the coop.”



As he stared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog, Zeke, had done woke up and comes sneakin’ up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Zeke stuck his cold nose in Daddy’s crack!”



“Miss Crabtree, we all been cleanin’ chickens since three o’clock this morning.”
 
*laugh snort snort laugh*
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OH NO! You got them from your Mom, huh? I am sorry Emzyyy. That stinks.

Funny tale, though.
 
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OH NO! You got them from your Mom, huh? I am sorry Emzyyy. That stinks.

Funny tale, though.

Yea there really not that itchy. More like headache
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. Really weird too because doc said she couldn't give them to me after her shingles scabbed over and its been two weeks since they totally disapeared and THEN I got them...
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Kinda odd. Anyway I'm missing ALL my finals this week.
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Anyway sorry for the thread jack ahaa.
 

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