Pregnant Turkey! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Teresaann24, Nov 25, 2008.

  1. Teresaann24

    Teresaann24 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 29, 2008
    Eastern, Kentucky
    PREGNANT TURKEY STORY One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!!' At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!


    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
     
  2. hatchaholic

    hatchaholic Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 23, 2008
    South Carolina
    [​IMG] [​IMG] ROTFLMBO!!!
    That was hillarious!!
     
  3. luvmychicknkids

    luvmychicknkids Canning Squirrel

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    OH MY!!!!! n That is the cutest thing I have heard in a long time!!!!
     
  4. FLOWERPOT

    FLOWERPOT Chillin' With My Peeps

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  5. P@P@2four

    [email protected]@2four Out Of The Brooder

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  6. SterlingAcres

    SterlingAcres Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 17, 2008
    Poconos, PA
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  7. ticks

    ticks Pheasant Obsessed

    Apr 1, 2008
    The Sticks, Vermont
    I have seen a trick like that on AFV.
     
  8. Teresaann24

    Teresaann24 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 29, 2008
    Eastern, Kentucky
    LOL, I thought everyone would like that I know I couldn't stop laughing when I read it.
     
  9. gaited horse

    gaited horse Merry Christmas!

    Aug 14, 2008
    Fernley, NV
    thats funny
     
  10. Patch of Heaven Farm

    Patch of Heaven Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

    [​IMG] [​IMG] good one!!
     

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