Pregnant Turkey

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by True Grit, Nov 11, 2010.

  1. True Grit

    True Grit Chillin' With My Peeps

    One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my

    sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing

    how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to

    play a trick. She told my sister that she needed

    something from the store.

    When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of

    the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,

    and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the

    turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

    When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the

    turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the

    stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,

    she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

    With a look of total shock on her face, my mother

    exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant

    bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,

    my sister started to cry.

    It took the family two hours to convince her that

    turkeys lay eggs!

    Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
     
  2. Attack Chicken

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  3. RioLindoAz

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    I've heard that one before...
     
  4. txcarl1258

    txcarl1258 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That is too funny! I need to remember that one!
     
  5. Little chicken girl101

    Little chicken girl101 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. iluvsedward

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  7. ChickLover98

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] Thats HILARIOUS!
     
  8. LovinMyPeeps

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    That's evil... I love it!
     
  9. Matthewop

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  10. Dutchgirl

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