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PURINA DIET

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by mdbucks, Nov 24, 2007.

  1. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    > Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me
    > asked if I had a dog. On impulse on this stupid question, I told her
    > that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet
    > again.
    >
    > Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last
    > time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
    > ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
    >
    > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
    > it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
    > eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
    > nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
    > mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
    > enthralled with my story.)
    >
    > Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
    > food poisoned me.
    >
    > I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's behind and a
    > car hit us both.
    >
    > I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
    > laughing so hard!
    >
    > WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!
    >
     
  2. Dinos_rock

    Dinos_rock Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] Lol! That is sooo funny! Did they really ban you from wal-mart?
     
  3. rosyposyosy

    rosyposyosy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I think it's from a forwarded email since theres all the > thingys.
     
  4. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    Quote:First to answer Dino, no I can still shop at walmart

    Rosy yes it was sent from my dad, I assume it was forwarded to him if he was banned from walmart he would be devistated and would not be sending out e-mails
     
  5. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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  6. Redfeathers

    Redfeathers Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Well, whoever originally wrote it had the good taste to sniff an Irish Setters butt. lol
     
  7. 4-H chicken mom

    4-H chicken mom Overrun With Chickens

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  8. okiechick57

    okiechick57 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Quote:Hilarious...........once again mdduck [​IMG]
     
  9. seminolewind

    seminolewind Flock Mistress Premium Member

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    That joke is up there with the best!!!
     
  10. IHeartChickens

    IHeartChickens Chillin' With My Peeps

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    My vote is still with the chicken at the library with the book, book, book! I just loved that one.
     

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