Currently, we live right next to someone who owns a duck. Said duck yaps his head off all night and bothers the crap (please pardon that) out of my sister and her husband. I, however, want my own duck. I'd get it after constructing my own pond and use the poop water to fertilize my veggies. I also heard duck eggs are delicious in pastry cooking. Are there quiet breeds of egg ducks? How easy is it to happily put a duck in a chicken coop with chickens?