Ended Random Funny Posting Day and Mini Contests FUN Night! 5th Annual BYC Easter Hatch-a-long PARTICIPANT

[angelobutter]

 

[misbhaven]

Instructions:

• "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.
  
• "Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.
  
• "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.
  
• "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.
  
• "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.
  
• "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.
  
• "Serving suggestion: Defrost." -- On a Swann frozen dinner.
  
• "Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.
  
• "In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.
  
• "Please include the proper portion of your bill." -- On the envelope for an auto insurance bill.
  
• "The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position." -- Instructions for an espresso kettle.
  
• "For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid." -- On a Domino's sandwich box.
  

 

[JDchicks]

lol

 

[angelobutter]

 

[jbher]

Just a lil' carrot will do. lol

 

[angelobutter]

 

[chickenlisa]

an oldy but goody...you can't buy it looking like this anymore...:-(

 

[SoManyHats]

Ingredients:

• "Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit." -- The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns.

This I believe!

 

[Gardeningmama]

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[misbhaven]

Signs and Notices:

• "No stopping or standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.
  
• "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm Beach park circa 1950.
  
• "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.
  
• "All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
  
• "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.
  
• "Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone." -- On a form in a clinic.
  
• "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.
  
• "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided shower cap box.
  
• "Payment is due by the due date." -- On a credit card statement.
  
• "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.
  
• "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.