Random Jokes

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Airehead012, Nov 1, 2009.

  1. Airehead012

    Airehead012 Out Of The Brooder

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    I thought we should start a thread where you can post all those stupid/silly chicken-related puns or jokes that you thought up yourself. It doesn't matter if they're not masterpieces. They can be puns, scenarious, knock knocks, you name it! I'm now going to share one of my odd jokes that I thought of all on my own!

    1. Q: What is it called when a hen stops laying eggs?
    A: Henopause
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    Ya, I know, that's a real knee-slapper. [​IMG] Think you can do better? Let's see those jokes of yours!

    Please remember to keep the jokes family friendly.~Staff
     
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  2. NahaniWolf

    NahaniWolf Out Of The Brooder

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    the only one I could think of was...................................................................................



    Q. why'd the chicken cross the road?
    A. to get to the other side [​IMG] lol so not funny
     
  3. Royd

    Royd Chillin' With My Peeps

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    It's not a chicken joke, but I made it up.

    What do you call it, when you have to put an old cow down?

    Moothenasia.
     
  4. Royd

    Royd Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Here's another one. When does a chicken turn into a vegetable.....

    When it gets squashed, trying to cross the road.
     
  5. NahaniWolf

    NahaniWolf Out Of The Brooder

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    Quote:that one is funny lol [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  6. Boyd

    Boyd Recipient of The Biff Twang

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    why did the chicken cross the road?
    he was following the turtle..........

    so.....

    why did the turtle cross the road?
    to get to the shell station.
     
  7. Airehead012

    Airehead012 Out Of The Brooder

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    hardy har har. I get it.[​IMG]
     
  8. cuckoo_orpington13

    cuckoo_orpington13 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Q : Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

    A: To get to the other tide!

    [​IMG] Sorry. It's not that funny.
     
  9. Airehead012

    Airehead012 Out Of The Brooder

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    heh heh heh. That's actually a pretty good one. Any others, people? As i said, they do not actually have to be funny.
     

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