REALLY FUNNY :D

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by alex, May 28, 2008.

  1. alex

    alex Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
    A: She wanted to lay it on the line.



    Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
    A: She wanted to stretch her legs.



    Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross?
    A: She was afraid someone would caesar!



    Q: How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
    A: In her Cadillac stretch limo.



    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!



    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
    A: Because it was a double-crosser
     
  2. gumpsgirl

    gumpsgirl Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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  3. alex

    alex Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Thanks for the laugh.
     
  5. ticks

    ticks Pheasant Obsessed

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    I got a good one....
    Why did the chicken cross the road???
     
  6. Tutter

    Tutter Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I don't know Ticks, why? [​IMG]

    Thanks, Alex! [​IMG]
     
  7. ticks

    ticks Pheasant Obsessed

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  8. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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  9. ilovemychickies

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  10. Cheekon

    Cheekon Chillin' With My Peeps

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