REALLY FUNNY :D

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.



Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.



Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!



Q: How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
A: In her Cadillac stretch limo.



Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!



Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser
 
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