Redneck Medical Terminology

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by arabianequine, Oct 31, 2010.

  1. arabianequine

    arabianequine Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 4, 2010
    * Artery.............................The study of Paintings.

    * Benign......................What you be after you be eight.

    * Bacteria..........................Back door to cafeteria.

    * Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.

    * Cesarean Section................A neighborhood in Rome.

    * Catscan...........................Searching for Kitty.

    * Cauterize.........................Made eye contact with her.

    * Colic................................A sheep dog.

    * Coma...............................A punctuation mark.

    * D&C.................................Where Washington is.

    * Dilate...............................To live long.

    * Enema..............................Not a friend.

    * Fester...............................Quicker than someone else.

    * Fibula................................A small lie.

    * Genital..............................Non-Jewish person.

    * G.I. Series....................World Series of military baseball.

    * Hangnail..........................What you hang your coat on.

    * Impotent.............................Distinguished , well known.

    * Labor Pain...........................Getting hurt at work.

    * Medical Staff.....................A Doctor's cane.

    * Morbid...............................A higher offer than I bid.

    * Nitrates.............................Cheaper than day rates.

    * Node.................................I knew it.

    * Outpatient.........................A person who has fainted.

    * Pap Smear...........................A fatherhood test.

    * Pelvis...............................Second cousin to Elvis.

    * Post Operative...................A letter carrier.

    * Recovery Room...................Place to do upholstery.

    * Rectum.............................Darn near killed him.

    * Secretion...........................Hiding something

    * Seizure..............................Roman emperor.

    * Tablet................................A small table.

    *Terminal Illness.................Getting sick at the airport.

    * Tumor.............................More than one.

    * Urine...............................Opposite of you're out

    * Varicose...........................Near by
     
  2. enola

    enola Overrun With Chickens

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