Road Kill: It's Fresh, It's Organic, It's Free ( it's DELICIOUS!)

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  1. gmendoza

    gmendoza Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Here is a ummm...article of could-be some good importance. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    How broke would you have to get to eat roadkill? You know, 'street pizza'.

    Don't freak out. This isn't a sensationalist necrophilic bizarre fetishized kind of thing. It's legit. Actually, depending on several factors, it can be perfectly safe (and entirely affordable) to eat meat that has been left by the side of a highway or county road.

    In fact, there may be not much of a difference from a deer you hunt, and a deer you kill accidentally. Now, this may sound a bit extreme to you. But according to Sandor Katz, lifelong activist and food lover, roadkill has been a source of food for poor people since cars were invented. So, don't be classist. At least read more about it!

    The following is an excerpt from The Revolution Will Not Be Microwaved: Inside America's Underground Food Movements by Sandor Ellix Katz. It has been adapted for the Web.

    If you pay attention and look at the road while driving (or, even more so, while walking or biking), you will inevitably encounter roadkill. Animals moving across the landscape are often unavoidable prey at fifty-five miles per hour. Little systematic counting has been done, but extrapolating from data collected by road crews in Ohio, one analysis estimates there are an average of more than one hundred million roadkill victims in the United States each year. Dr. Splatt, the pseudonym of a high-school science teacher who for thirteen years has organized students around New England to participate in a roadkill census, comes up with a very similar estimate of 250,000 animals killed by cars in the United States on an average day. Some people see food in these unfortunate victims of our car culture and regularly pick roadkill up off the road to take home and eat.

    A few passionate souls I have encountered eat roadkill almost every day. My neighbors Casper and Pixey bring roadkill stews to our potlucks. For a while they did their frying in grease rendered from a roadkill bear they came across in the mountains. On one of my friends Terra and Natalie's visits, they had strips of roadkill venisons splayed across their dashboard drying into jerky.

    When I first met Terra, she was vegan. Then she and her boyfriend Ursus -- who has the word vegan tattooed onto his shin -- discovered roadkill and quickly became roadkill carnivores. In her zine, The Feral Forager, Terra explains how they came to start eating roadkill:

    Our first feral feast of roadkill was on spring equinox of 2002. That past winter we had experimented with skinning and tanning, using a possum and a raccoon we had found on the roadside. . . . On spring equinox we were driving in the suburbs of a large southeastern city and spotted a fox dead on the roadside. Our first thought was what a great fur it would make. We scraped it up (it wasn't very mangled at all) and took it to our friends' house downtown, and Ursus skinned it in the backyard while our friends assisted. When it was all done and hanging gutless and skinless from a tree, it was like some collective epiphany: why not eat it? There was a great firepit there and several willing "freegans," along with a few pretty hardcore vegans (including Ursus) who raised no protest. After a couple hours on a spit, the grey fox was edible. I guess it was something about the start of a new season -- it was almost ritualistic, without trying to make it so. Some stood by and watched while four or five of us feasted on the fox. Ursus, a hardcore vegan, was perhaps the most voracious. There was something primal about his eating -- like a wild man caged for years eating only bagels and bananas. Ursus tanned the skin and later wore it around his neck like a scarf.

    Terra, Ursus, Natalie, and other members of the Wildroots Collective in western North Carolina now eat roadkill nearly every day, have a good supply put away in a freezer, and have tried dozens of different species of animals found dead on roadsides.

    The Wildroots folks have become enthusiastic promoters of roadkill and work hard to spread information and skills to empower other people to tap into this huge available food supply. Members of the collective do a good bit of traveling on the do-it-yourself skillsharing circuit, teaching people how to judge the edibility of a dead animal on the road and guiding them through the experience of skinning and cleaning a small animal. At the 2005 Food For Life gathering at the Sequatchie Valley Institute/Moonshadow, one of the most memorable events was the hands-on roadkill workshop, in which we learned about the cleaning, skinning, and butchering of roadkill animals. The Wildroots folks brought a roadkill groundhog with them, and our friend Justin, another roadkill enthusiast, brought a
    squirrel he had found on his bike ride to the gathering. (The more slowly you travel, the more you notice not only roadkill but all sorts of roadside harvesting possibilities.)

    People enthusiastically took front-row seats to see these animals get skinned. Some people shuddered in horror, had to look away, or otherwise expressed their squeamishness. But most people watched quietly, fascinated, as Natalie coached Dylan, a previously uninitiated thirteen-year- old (there with his family) through the skinning of the squirrel, and Jenny and Justin skinned the groundhog. Direct experiential education like this can be transformative. Laurel Luddite wrote about her first roadkill butchering experience, "The responsibility made me nervous at first. As I cut I began to feel confident that not only could I butcher this deer, but I could also fulfill my need for food whenever I saw some
    lying by the side of the road."

    Roadkill has been a source of food for poor people since there have been cars. In American culture eating roadkill generally has a pejorative classist connotation, epitomizing ignorant hillbilly behavior. Now Wildroots and other enthusiasts are embracing roadkill with a political ideology, rejecting the values of consumer culture by "transforming dishonored victims of the petroleum age into food which nourishes, and clothing which warms." Beyond ideology, they are spreading practical information and skills to empower people.

    Terra's zine, The Feral Forager, offers a basic primer for safely eating roadkill:

    Picking up roadkill is a good way to get fresh, wild, totally free-range and organic meat for absolutely free. When you find the roadkill you should try to determine if it is edible or not. If you saw the animal get hit then it's obviously fit to eat (although you may have to put it out of its misery). If the critter is
    flattened into a pancake in the middle of the highway then it's probably best to leave it. Most of the time (not always), good ones will be sitting off the road or in a median where [they aren't] constantly being pulverized.

    Sometimes it can be hard to determine how fresh a carcass is. A lot of factors can contribute to how fast the meat spoils, especially temperature. Obviously, roadkill will stay fresher longer in colder weather and spoil faster in warmer weather. It's best to go case by case and follow your instincts. Here are some considerations to help you decide:

    If it is covered in flies or maggots or other insects it's probably no good. If it smells like rotting flesh it's probably spoiled, although it is common for dead animals' bowels to release excrement or gas upon impact or when you move the carcass. If its eyes are clouded over white it's probably not too fresh (though likely still edible).
    If there are fleas on the animal there's a good chance it's still edible.
    If it's completely mangled, it's probably not worth the effort.

    Rigor mortis (when the animal stiffens) sets in pretty quickly. Most of the animals we've eaten have been stiff. There's no reason to assume the animal is spoiled just because it's stiff. . . .

    Potential Risks of Eating Roadkill: One of the most severe risks of roadkill is rabies. In order to assure your safety from this deadly serious brain inflammation, you may want to use rubber gloves when gutting and skinning any warm-blooded animal (warm blooded as in mammals and birds, not in regard to blood temperature). If you don't feel the need to exercise this absolute caution, at least make sure you don't have any open wounds on your hands or skin that touches the animal. Roadkill is usually safe from rabies because it dies quickly when the animal dies. Also, rabies will cook out of the carcass. Generally speaking, boiling the animal first (rather than just grilling it) is a good idea, especially if it's a notorious rabies carrier (like raccoons, skunks, and foxes).

    Sandor Ellix Katz is the author of the newly published The Revolution Will Not Be Microwaved and Wild Fermentation: The Flavor, Nutrition, and Craft of Live-Culture Foods (Chelsea Green, 2003). He travels widely teaching people about food preservation and alternatives ways to get nourishing food. A native of New York City, he lives in Tennessee.

    [​IMG] 2009 Chelsea Green Publishing All rights reserved.
    View this story online at: http://www.alternet.org/story/141595/


    ROAD
    KILL COOKING TIPS.
    #1.) To feast on free meat, YOU NEED THE NERVE to park at curb, wait til no one's looking, then safely pull the corpse into the car. USE a paper or plastic bag over your hand. Set on newspapers. If the corpse was a meat eater, don't pick it up. Cats, dogs. Just birds and animals with hooves. Recently I picked up a wounded Possum, gave it water, fruit but it died. I was too cowardly to peel it, gave it a Christian burial. Well, we're only a few months into the GREAT DEPRESSION, not hungry enuf.

    2.) RITUAL CLEANSING. Drop corpse into sink of water. SEE WHAT CRAWLS OFF. A lotta stuff WILLbut don't let that get you. It's wild life. Nothing more or less. Humans have eaten wild life for millenia. Use strainer, pick the moving bugs off, dump in yard. I do not knowingly kill any wild life.

    3.) HOW TO PEEL. We who do not regularly slaughter animals call removing the skin 'peeling' as the only thing we've ever peeled is a cuke. SHARP SHORT PARING KNIFE. INSERT A new kind of "ZIPPER" down its front –from google to zatch. Remove meat from peel. Whether it's a pidgeon or a deer, peel it. Skin it. Whatever.

    4.) BURY the "peels" deep in COMPOST PILE as your family would look very unkindly at animal corpses especially with faces...being brought home and cooked in pots they use for oats in the morning and remains lying around the yard or looking up at them from the bottom of trash cans. This I know. I learned to adore 'berdolagas' in Mexico where maids cooked it saying that it was a great Spring
    delicacy, and instantly recognized purslane when I came back to USA with 4 babes and saw it growing
    on the curb outside our rented shack. My kids would say 'mom, dogs pee there.'
    They'd then ask, "are we that poor?' their bewildered faces turned up to me in horror. I tried to be a good mommie and not give them complexes. Instead, I took purslane seed at summer's end and planted it in our back yard garden. But the confounded stuff would only grow on sidewalk cracks and curbs. I learned to pick purslane by flashlight.

    5.) 99% of road kill is only useful for pets. You should get so lucky you'd find a deer before the blood clotted. If blood is clotted, next stage is larvae. FLY LARVAE means two days old, don't eat it. Suggested
    method for cooking meats for pets is adding carrots or greens to the soup. Carrots require 30 minutes, tough game meat ...one hour at a slow simmer. A fast boil toughtens meat. Lower the better. Greens go in last 5 minutes.

    6.) Slow cooked meat is pulled off the bone when cool, carrots smashed or grated into it. Pets will eat vegetables with their meat. Unlike kids.

    7.) There's a pound of snails a night in the average garden. Flashlight, bag. Simmer in salted water, 4 min. Turn off, cool. Pull out of shells. Manicure instrument helps. Saute in chicken fat l0 seconds, garlic
    powder. Your friends will let you in their yard when you're out.
     
  2. Brindlebtch

    Brindlebtch Chillin' With My Peeps

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    While I understand turning roadkill into food is a very logical thing to do, that article is kind of strange.
     
  3. feather and mountain man

    feather and mountain man Corn fed Indiana farmgirl

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    OMG [​IMG] could have done without that.
     
  4. Laurajean

    Laurajean Slightly Touched

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    I saw an episode of a show called "Taboo" where a guy in England goes out daily looking for roadkill and eating it. He doesn't need to, he has money, he just does it "for the protein and to not be wasteful". He brought home a dead Badger and after taking it apart, realized it was too rotten to eat, but most everything else he'd eat. [​IMG]
     
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    abChicken Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. awesomefowl

    awesomefowl Argues with Goats

    Whoa that is just crazy! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
    Crazy hippie people! [​IMG]
    The man who wrote that article is a bit of an.... individualist, shall we say? (He lives one a commune in TN)
     
  7. mrslb333

    mrslb333 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:I saw that too [​IMG] I know it makes sense but nothing could convince me to try it [​IMG]
     
  8. gmendoza

    gmendoza Chillin' With My Peeps

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    If a deer got hit and landed in our yard( we live in Roc Hill,SC and on this main artery of road there are deer kills frequently) I would drag it to the back and process it.

    Is it roadkill? yes.

    The other kinds of roadkill,no!!

    waiting with no patience whatsoever for deer road kill to land on sideyard
     
  9. lighthawk

    lighthawk Chillin' With My Peeps

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    In Michigan we average 72,000 deer/car accidents a year. There have been numerous occasions where I have harvested some of those deer. Especially when it involved MY car. Police responding to a car/deer accident will offer a permit to the driver of the vehicle and often if they don't want it they will issue a permit to anyone else willing to harvest it. I have gotten those permits when I witnessed or am involved in an incident but would never harvest an animal that I could not identify as a fresh kill.
     
  10. theoldchick

    theoldchick The Chicken Whisperer

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    When properly run over I guess roadkill is tender to eat. I"m not that hungry, though... I'd probably roast grasshoppers and grubs over the fire.
     

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