An Irish "flat-foot" cop retired from his Law Enforcement job in New York City and retired to the hills of Arkansas to become a Chicken Farmer. In an Arkansas coffee shop, he mentioned to the other fellas that he was becoming a chicken farmer. One farmer offered to give him 50 chicks to get him started. Two weeks later, at the coffee shop, the New Yorker admitted that all the chicks had died. The farmer gave him another 50 chicks. Another 2 weeks went by....and once again, the New Yorker reported that all of the chicks had died. "Do you think I'm planting them too deep?," he asked.