rooster bell joke - the clean version

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by mistylady, Sep 9, 2008.

  1. mistylady

    mistylady Chillin' With My Peeps

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    John's egg business


    John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
    layers (hens) called pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He
    kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and
    was replaced.

    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them
    to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a
    distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch
    and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
    John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this
    morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
    When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
    pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming,
    could run for cover.

    To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
    ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

    John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County
    Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
    Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
     
  2. punkin

    punkin Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I'm emailing that to some friends.
     
  3. chickenlover98

    chickenlover98 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    THAT IS SO FUNNY!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?
     
  4. Harley's girl

    Harley's girl Chillin' With My Peeps

    ROFLMAO!!!!!
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  5. perfectly_polish

    perfectly_polish Overrun With Chickens

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  6. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    Yay!

    I love it!

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  7. 2manyhats

    2manyhats Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Ugh! LOL
     
  8. lovemychicks9

    lovemychicks9 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  9. Drigon

    Drigon New Egg

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    I don't get it..? [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  10. goldensunriseranch

    goldensunriseranch Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Totally Hilarious!!! [​IMG]

    ETA: Hubby got a chuckle too, BUT wants to know what the non-clean version is! [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Sep 11, 2008

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