Rooster started humping my TV remote.😱

[Hei 20]

There are chicken diapers?! Where??

Ebay, or Amazon

 

[Hei 20]

I only have one rooster, no hens in sight.
I was hoping it would turn out to be a hen but it didn't work out that way.
I knew this day would come, but I didn't know it would come this soon.
He has been humping my hand and the remote for a few days now.
Luckily for me and the remote,
he wears chicken diapers.
So, what do I do now?
I have no option on getting more poultry,
I shouldn't even have him either.
But I hatched him as an egg
and now I'm in love with him.
He is a indoor rooster pet.
I blame Covid 19 boredom
for hatching him out.
I don't know how to add a video so I only have pictures.

Good morning guys. I hope everyone is doing well. Happy Holidays.
So, I ordered this stuffed chicken toy. What do you guys think. Will this help.

 

[Docdetective]

Aww that’s cute. I would think he’d like it, it certainly looks more like a hen than the remote

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Good morning guys. I hope everyone is doing well. Happy Holidays.
So, I ordered this stuffed chicken toy. What do you guys think. Will this help. View attachment 2435242

I think he'll love it! Great job!

 

[Hei 20]

I think he'll love it! Great job!

I just have to figure out how to make it stay standing when he jumps on it. LOL

 

[EmmaRainboe]

I just have to figure out how to make it stay standing when he jumps on it. LOL

Hmmm.... ductape it to the table? I don't know if that will help. I got nothin.....

 

[human1]

Good morning guys. I hope everyone is doing well. Happy Holidays.
So, I ordered this stuffed chicken toy. What do you guys think. Will this help. View attachment 2435242

Amazon's Choice for "hen"
beautiful

 

[human1]

Hmmm.... ductape it to the table? I don't know if that will help. I got nothin.....

 

[CHlCKEN]

if only they knew what their children’s toy was being purchased for

If you have scrap wood, you can probably staple her to it and set her up somewhere for him. The wood will work as a stand. You should also buy one of those sound chips, record a real hen for him, and stick it inside of her, so that it will randomly squawk and make noises

Of course for added features, slip an egg under her when he’s not looking

 

[Hei 20]

if only they knew what their children’s toy was being purchased for

If you have scrap wood, you can probably staple her to it and set her up somewhere for him. The wood will work as a stand. You should also buy one of those sound chips, record a real hen for him, and stick it inside of her, so that it will randomly squawk and make noises

Of course for added features, slip an egg under her when he’s not looking