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Rose and Barb

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Nick, Feb 20, 2008.

  1. Nick

    Nick Songster

    Jan 3, 2008
    Mullica Hill, NJ
    Two elderly women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives.

    When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, 'Rose, we both loved playing women's softball all our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's soft-ball there.'

    Rose looked up at Barb from her deathbed and said, 'Barb, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this fav or for you.' Shortly after that, Rose passed on.

    At midnight a few nights later, Barb was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, 'Barb, Barb.'

    'Who is it?' asked Barb, sitting up suddenly. 'Who is it?'

    'Barb -- it's me, Rose.'

    'You're not Rose. Rose just died.'

    'I'm telling you, it's me, Rose,' insisted the voice.

    'Rose! Where are you?'

    'In Heaven,' replied Rose. 'I have some really good news and a little bad news.'

    'Tell me the good news first,' said Barb.

    'The good news,' Rose said, 'is that there's Softball in Heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired.'

    'That's fantastic,' said Barb. 'It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?'

    'You're pitching Tuesday.

  2. Yogiman

    Yogiman Songster

    Feb 2, 2008
    South Louisiana
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    Ugh Oh! Now that's a gooden. Love them seniors jokes.
  3. justusnak

    justusnak Flock Mistress

    Feb 28, 2007
    South Eastern Indiana
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Thats funny!!
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  5. hcammack

    hcammack Crowing

    Oct 5, 2007
    [​IMG] [​IMG] wow Now I feel bad about laughing
  6. Redfeathers

    Redfeathers Songster

    Oct 11, 2007
    Gervais OR
    Awesome. I passed it on to my friend named Barb
    Last edited: Feb 20, 2008
  7. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Songster

    Jan 4, 2008
    Central MA
    i've seen this in another ver where it's two old men and baseball.


  8. NixNoodleNumbat

    NixNoodleNumbat Songster

    Jan 1, 2011
    That's a good one!
  9. ChickLover98

    ChickLover98 The Chicken Princess

    Apr 24, 2010
    I've heard the two men and baseball one. [​IMG]
  10. FarmCoe

    FarmCoe Flock Mistress

    May 22, 2010
    Planet Earth

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