Me: Calling a kids camping resort "Hi! I see you have an open pet policy! I'm booking a reservation online and want to make sure our pets would be approved?" Them: Uhhhhh. What kind of pets are we talking? Me: Chuck and Buck. They're our house ducks. Them: There are such things as house ducks? Me: In our world there is! We have an RV they sleep in and they're way too fat to fly so they won't be taking off anywhere. And they're afraid of dirty water so they'll stay out of the lake. Can't promise you about the lazy river, though. They like to chill with drinks with little umbrellas in them. Them: This I gotta see. Let's roll with it. Are they up to date on shots and have leashes? Me: Ducks don't get shots Them: I didn't think ducks went camping but obviously what do I know. See you all when you check in! When the poor guy hung up the phone all I heard was "Well I never expected THAT!" Chuck and Buck will be quite the travelers. We're going to be spending a few days in Lake Tahoe for Daddy's swim and then we will be at a kids camping resort for a few days for my daughter's birthday. Chuck and Buck will have so much fun!