Scary Story

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Blisschick, Oct 28, 2008.

  1. Blisschick

    Blisschick not rusty

    Feb 20, 2007
    Shepherd, Texas
    A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

    BUMP...
    BUMP...
    BUMP...

    Walking faster, he look back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

    BUMP...
    BUMP...
    BUMP...

    Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

    FASTER...
    FASTER...
    BUMP...
    BUMP...
    BUMP....

    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

    clappity-BUMP. ..
    clappity-BUMP. ..
    clappity-BUMP. ..

    on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breat h is coming in sobbing gasps.

    With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

    Bumping and clapping toward him.

    The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

    and,


















    wait for it....




















    The coffin stops.
     
  2. MissPrissy

    MissPrissy Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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  3. rowan1

    rowan1 Out Of The Brooder

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    roflmao read it to the family they just looked blank;)
     
  4. auskittle

    auskittle Cheesy Doodle Head

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    I don't get it
     
  5. fowltemptress

    fowltemptress Frugal Fan Club President

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    Quote:Coffin = Coughing



    I love it!
     
  6. Feathers Acres

    Feathers Acres Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:haha that made me laugh even more [​IMG]


    nice one [​IMG]
     
  7. eggchel

    eggchel Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    LOL, that is soooooo bad.


    Chel
     
  8. Blisschick

    Blisschick not rusty

    Feb 20, 2007
    Shepherd, Texas
    Yes, I thought so too, when I first read it, but it's so bad it's funny.
     
  9. Chicabee19

    Chicabee19 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I remember this from grade school in the 60's! [​IMG]
     
  10. 7490jonathan

    7490jonathan New Egg

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    I didn’t get it at first, but when I did I laughed so loud I almost woke my sleeping daughter up! That’s a really good one! [​IMG]
    So, Halloween is coming up! Are you guys planning anything? We’re probably just going to have a nice meal and then help the kids with their costumes and let them out a bit for trick or treating. It’s always nice to see them so happy.
     

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