Senior Citizen Humor

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Yogiman, Feb 26, 2008.

  1. Yogiman

    Yogiman Chillin' With My Peeps

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    An elderly man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup. After completion he asks the doctor, "Doc, what do you think are my chances living to be 80 years old?" [​IMG]
    Doc replies: Well, let's see.
    Do you do tobacco products?
    Oh no, never have.
    Do you drink alcohol?
    No, never touch it.
    Do you eat lots of sweets and fatty foods.
    Heck no, I do a real strict diet.
    Do you stay our late gambling or womanizing?
    Oh no, I live a real clean life.
    Doc: Well, if you don't do any those things why would you want to live to be 80 years old.
     
  2. MissPrissy

    MissPrissy Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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  3. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

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    ha ha I like that one. [​IMG]
     
  4. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Zinnia-Hen Live & Let Live

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    usschicago1 Suburban Cochins

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  10. ChickieBooBoo

    ChickieBooBoo Cold Canadian Chick

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    Quote:This thread is like 3 years old [​IMG]
     

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