Senior Citizen Texting Jargon

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Randy, Dec 28, 2010.

  1. Randy

    Randy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 12, 2009
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    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
     
  2. Catstar68

    Catstar68 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    OMG! TOOOOO funny! [​IMG]
     
  3. texasgal

    texasgal Brood with an Attitude

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    I just printed and walked into the breakroom .. where almost every employee was busy ......................... texting.

    It was a hit!

    Thank you!
     
  4. sfw2

    sfw2 Global Menace

    [​IMG] [​IMG] Love it!
     
  5. yomama

    yomama Overrun With Chickens

    lol. I just copied that and sent it in an email to my parents and aunt. Too funny!
     
  6. The Chicken Lady

    The Chicken Lady Moderator Staff Member

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    Even my grandma would think these are funny.
     
  7. SallyF

    SallyF Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 5, 2009
    Middle Tennessee
    Just sent it to DH and my sister. It's priceless!
     

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