Senior Citizen's Breakfast Special...

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  1. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    The Seniors Breakfast Special

    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns & toast for $1.99.
    'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'
    'Then, I'll have to charge you two dollars & forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.
    'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.
    'YES!!' stated the waitress.
    'I'll take the special then.' my wife said.
    'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
    'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
    She took the two eggs home.
    DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
    WE'VE been around the block more than once!
     
  2. BeckyLa

    BeckyLa Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I love it! Thank you for making my day... [​IMG]
     
  3. EllyMae

    EllyMae Chillin' With My Peeps

    That was very clever!
     
  4. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Wonder what they would think if you said: Two raw eggs in the shell fertile please....
     
  5. ranchhand

    ranchhand Rest in Peace 1956-2011

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    Look out world, the WRITER is gearing up! [​IMG]


    Edited because I still can't type- after all these years.
     
    Last edited: Jan 7, 2009
  6. ranchhand

    ranchhand Rest in Peace 1956-2011

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    Quote:Wonder if they'd let you candle them before you pay....
     

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