Saw this guy at the bus stop yesterday. I'm still chuckling about his pole-dancing madness. I guess that's one way to avoid talking to people on public transportation! ETA: Here's the 2nd video: I was parked in my car about 30 feet away (hence the poor quality). This guy was going to town with that pole. He smacked it, groped it, ground it, and twisted around it. I was nearly in hysterics in my car!