Shakespearean Insult Generator

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by chickiebaby, Nov 2, 2008.

  1. chickiebaby

    chickiebaby Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 2, 2008
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    A member's post about work troubles got me to thinkin' that this customizable Elizabethan insult-generator ought to be more widely circulated. Just click on the drop downs and you'll feel SO much better!

    http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm

    And,hey, beloved mods, this should really cut down on the need for cursing and for locking of posts thereby!

    Play on!
     
  2. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    "Methinks you stinks, thou unmuzzled motley-minded vassal!"
     
  3. chickiebaby

    chickiebaby Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 2, 2008
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    Or try this on him: Kiss my codpiece, thou pribbling sheep-biting flap-dragon!
     
  4. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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  5. chickiebaby

    chickiebaby Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Which is ONLY my favorite movie.
     
  6. redhead83402

    redhead83402 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    oh yeah ~ well ~ "Fie upon thee, thou lumpish swag-bellied hedge-pig!" hehehe love it, love , love it!!!!
    ~Red
     
  7. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    You opinionated mound of fake cat earwax
     
  8. mom'sfolly

    mom'sfolly Overrun With Chickens

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    here's one I came up with for my kids to use
    nacerous nincompoop
     
  9. Cetawin

    Cetawin Chicken Beader

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    hahahaha love it so

    Get thee gone though dankish spur-galled foot-licker!
     
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  10. MagsC

    MagsC Queen Of Clueless

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