Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[OhZark Biddies]

Did I really just read this.
Smh.
And they call me a weirdo.

no weirdos!

 

[bikerchix]

so today is squirrel appreciation day! i appreciate the mississippi squirrel revival and squirrel and dumplings, how bout y'all?

 

[duluthralphie]

I have a ton of squirrels you can have, just come and get them.

 

[bikerchix]

I have a ton of squirrels you can have, just come and get them.

i've been that far north once, could you mail them?

 

[duluthralphie]

i've been that far north once, could you mail them?

The mailman refused the last ones I tried to mail.

 

[bikerchix]

The mailman refused the last ones I tried to mail.

you ain't supposed to tell him what's in the package.

 

[duluthralphie]

you ain't supposed to tell him what's in the package.

Pretty hard not too, our squirrels are larger than yours. We need to use shipping crates with air holes about 2 inches around. Other wise the squirrel will die and the meat will rot.

We are required to put placards on the crate warning person to keep fingers out of the holes. And to keep all nuts at least 6 ft away.

There was a case a few years ago where they placed a crated Christmas Squirrel near a crate with a dozen cases of Fischer nuts.

The squirrel smelled the nuts and busted out. They needed to call in 5 swat teams and the Air Force to put the squirrel down. 3 people died and 12 guys lost their nuts.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

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I feel like a four but I probably look more like a seven.
I can go from a 7 to a 9 pretty quick like though.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

I feel like a four but I probably look more like a seven.
I can go from a 7 to a 9 pretty quick like though.

I try to maintain a steady 5 if at all possible

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I try to maintain a steady 5 if at all possible

Can't. My nostril holes are too big they would just fall right out.