Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[OhZark Biddies]

I don't think I've seen that! Good pick. I bet it ain't on prime though.

No idea... but one of my favorite stories of 2020 was that at the beginning of the covid lockdown in April someone took off and shattered the existing coast to coast cannonball run record since there was no traffic... several more people did it throughout the year too

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannonball_Run_challenge

 

[bobbi-j]

Not sure who all read that, but Betty White used to run a mile every day before Covid! Are you kidding me? Hell, I couldn’t run a mile now and I am way younger than she is!

If you ever see me running, you'd better run too, because there's something big chasing me!

 

[Mimi13]

If you ever see me running, you'd better run too, because there's something big chasing me!

Exactly!

I know there are some,
But I am not one
Who runs just for fun!

I am a d@mn poet! I’m really impressed!

 

[Mimi13]

 

[bobbi-j]

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Here ya go:
The only two things you need in life are WD 40, and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, get the WD 40. If it moves and it shouldn't, get the duct tape.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

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Stay in drugs, eat your school, don’t do vegetables.

 

[007Sean]

If you ever see me running, you'd better run too, because there's something big chasing me!

All I have to be is faster than you!

 

[duluthralphie]

All I have to be is faster than you!

You don’t even have to be that fast. Just kneecap the next person to pass you, then take a leisurely stroll.

 

[HappyDuckie]

Stay in drugs, eat your school, don’t do vegetables.

 

[Mimi13]