Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[R2elk]

Can't. My nostril holes are too big they would just fall right out.

I have a comment about that but I am trying to be nice today.

 

[bobbi-j]

so today is squirrel appreciation day! i appreciate the mississippi squirrel revival and squirrel and dumplings, how bout y'all?

I love the Mississippi Squirrel Revival! One of my favorites!

 

[OhZark Biddies]

Can't. My nostril holes are too big they would just fall right out.

this might help

 

[OhZark Biddies]

so today is squirrel appreciation day! i appreciate the mississippi squirrel revival and squirrel and dumplings, how bout y'all?

 

[room onthebroom]

Squirrel Nut Zippers.

 

[Mimi13]

Pretty hard not too, our squirrels are larger than yours. We need to use shipping crates with air holes about 2 inches around. Other wise the squirrel will die and the meat will rot.

We are required to put placards on the crate warning person to keep fingers out of the holes. And to keep all nuts at least 6 ft away.

There was a case a few years ago where they placed a crated Christmas Squirrel near a crate with a dozen cases of Fischer nuts.

The squirrel smelled the nuts and busted out. They needed to call in 5 swat teams and the Air Force to put the squirrel down. 3 people died and 12 guys lost their nuts.

 

[duluthralphie]

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This is mildly disturbing.

 

[Mimi13]

I love the Mississippi Squirrel Revival! One of my favorites!

I love anything Ray Stevens and I can’t choose a favorite!

 

[Mimi13]

I love anything Ray Stevens and I can’t choose a favorite!

Something tells me that the last one must have been written about Ralphie.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

This is mildly disturbing.

Hmmmm....