Silly little joke I heard today

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by walkswithdog, Jul 21, 2008.

  1. walkswithdog

    walkswithdog Overrun With Chickens

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    I was in the gas station when the little old fellow in line ahead of me told this one. Made me chuckle. But I'm not young any more and tame and slightly corny actually appeals to me.

    He said to the cashier. "I killed five flies today. Three male and two female.






    We blinked at him a minute and the cashier, maybe a tad older than I, smiled at him and asked the obvious. "How could you tell?"








    He smiled at us. "Aw it was easy.



















    "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."


    Ya'll have a good day.[​IMG]
     
  2. Dinos_rock

    Dinos_rock Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. Redfeathers

    Redfeathers Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That was funny! [​IMG]
     
  4. perfectly_polish

    perfectly_polish Overrun With Chickens

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  5. Sunny Chook Farm

    Sunny Chook Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    to funny! [​IMG]
     
  6. mtnhomechick

    mtnhomechick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Keep em' coming [​IMG]
     
  7. cheapcheap_jeepjeep

    cheapcheap_jeepjeep Chillin' With My Peeps

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  8. Gloria

    Gloria Chillin' With My Peeps

    That was a good one! [​IMG]
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  9. BirdBoy88

    BirdBoy88 Angel Egg

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