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Silly little joke I heard today

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by walkswithdog, Jul 21, 2008.

  1. walkswithdog

    walkswithdog Crowing

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    I was in the gas station when the little old fellow in line ahead of me told this one. Made me chuckle. But I'm not young any more and tame and slightly corny actually appeals to me.

    He said to the cashier. "I killed five flies today. Three male and two female.






    We blinked at him a minute and the cashier, maybe a tad older than I, smiled at him and asked the obvious. "How could you tell?"








    He smiled at us. "Aw it was easy.



















    "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."


    Ya'll have a good day.[​IMG]
     
  2. Dinos_rock

    Dinos_rock Songster

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  3. Redfeathers

    Redfeathers Songster

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    That was funny! [​IMG]
     
  4. perfectly_polish

    perfectly_polish Crowing

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  5. Sunny Chook Farm

    Sunny Chook Farm Songster

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    to funny! [​IMG]
     
  6. mtnhomechick

    mtnhomechick Songster

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    Keep em' coming [​IMG]
     
  7. cheapcheap_jeepjeep

    cheapcheap_jeepjeep Songster

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  8. Gloria

    Gloria Songster

    That was a good one! [​IMG]
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  9. BirdBoy88

    BirdBoy88 Angel Egg

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