Sir Roo, Duke of Cornwall, disrespected me. He regrets his mistake.

Discussion in 'Chicken Behaviors and Egglaying' started by frostbite, Oct 5, 2012.

  1. frostbite

    frostbite Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I chased him until I captured him, and held him pinned under my arm while I took him upstairs to show him how small and foolish he looked in my lovely new mirror. Then I made him watch as I balanced my checkbook, while discussing the cost of corn. The dogs were able to sniff each feather and place on his rooster self. Then I took him outside and showed him to all his hens, and discussed with them the qualities of true gentlemen. Then I put him down on the ground and held him there, in the sitting hen position, while all "his" girls gathered around and inspected him. Then I let him go. It took him about 10 seconds to get his bearings and stand and run off. He's still trying to get all his feathers adjusted to his liking. Perhaps he will be more respectful now?
     
  2. DanielleinLA

    DanielleinLA Out Of The Brooder

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    HILLARIOUS!! Love it!
     
  3. frostbite

    frostbite Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Not a great picture of the offender, but it was the best I could do one handed.
     

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